Only in my world, do I have a Houdini dog that removes the front panels of wire crates.....
Do I get great satisfaction in running over a snake- multiple times.....
Learn that you can't wear chap stick on a riding lawn mower without the grit blowing back on you and sticking to your lips.
do I have to crate my dog for chasing remote controlled cars.
and only in my world, does James come up to me and say...
"Mom, he's doing it again."
"Doing what? Who?"
"that guy in the mirror, he keeps copying me." followed by gales of laughter.
and I am still searching for where they hid the fake snake.....
and the icing on this grand four tiered cake......
I got a summons for Jury Duty....again.
I think I have gotten a summons at least once a year since the twins were born. One year on my deferment papers I gave the kids occupations: Eater of paper, clogger of toilets, she who falls going up the stairs. They deferred me very quickly that year.
This year I may do something completely different. I might just give my blog address as my reason for my mulligan. I do have a friend her marched her four kids to the courthouse to ask for her deferment.
Now, don't get me wrong, I would LOVE to be on a jury and make sure the criminals get their max time. I am a hanging Bob. But why now when I have four young kids? Who will load batteries in the R/C cars? Do the laundry, make a snack and scrub the mystery stain off the wall?
I'll bet it won't be the Court Clerk!
*wink wink* and how was your day?
