Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Fish Bowl Wisdom

In the company of Bears, ignore behavior is successful. Bears, being honorable creatures, are wise to know when it is far better to walk and ignore negative situations.  When in the company of Weasels, there is no such luck.

When the mocking bird sings and steps in for a closer look, build your nest in such a way as to keep your privacy.

Know when to respect your instincts and know when to realize it might just be a skunk and not a true predator.

Always move slowly to catch a dragon, fast movements startle them.

Chickens are often slow, comical  creatures, but can double in size at the nest.

A horse often doesn't like an audience and will, in fact, display more bad manners when feeling that he is being watched.

Conversely, some horses love an audience and will lay on the charm when she is watched.

Some dogs never learn new tricks, having failed at the old ones.

The dinner you didn't want to eat last night will most likely turn up in your lunch box.

Sometimes rose colored glasses are simply a mirror to what already exists.

Grasshoppers always want a share of the garden that they didn't work towards.

Grasshoppers love to watch the gardener tend the crop, waiting until it is at its peak to strike.

Sometimes more than just cats like to rest in a sunny spot and soak up the sun, and nothing more.

Nails in your driveway are not a joking matter.


And how was your day?

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